Island Lovers Prints

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

'No man is an island.' 'Try telling Ben Becula that.'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

'Thank-you God.'

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

The Dubloon Stops Here

Lazy Octopus

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

'I blame global warming!'

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

A Preschool of Fish

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

Shellfie

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

'OTHER SIDE!!!' - Learn to Surf

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

"Thank God! Someone to network with!"

'...I said we've been marooned.'

'I don't think that this whale is beached.'

"I don't think I can fit that into my schedule, Irv. I've got a fishing boat to attack this morning, a beach to terrorize this afternoon and a feeding frenzy this evening!"

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

"Are you familiar with the term, 'Catch and Release', buster?"

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

Happy Retirement

Oh boy, lucky you were there: I was cramping up. I need a few minutes rest if you don't mind...

'I was dumped by my girlfriend.'