Island Imaginers Mugs

"Fine. As long as it doesn't involve spending money."

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

Desert Island Meals.

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

Desert Island BBQ

Pina Coladas

'Being offshored isn't exactly what I expected.'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

'I blame global warming!'

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

Introducing Piza Island.

Spiro & Pusho and the Scavenger.

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

'I'm going to give you something for your depression - it's an airline ticket to the Bahamas!'

"Are we there yet?"

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

'See you in two weeks!'

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

Fall on a desert island

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

"Is there an option to make my out-of-office message permanent?"

Robinson Crusoe's blog.

'I'm still employed, but to save on utility costs, they offshored me.'

'I wonder how the economy is doing.'

PIna Colada

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"

'Now that we've moved to Hawaii, I can start trading at 3:30 a.m.--Isn't that great?'