Island Hopper Mugs

"This one has nicer sand, but I think I prefer the tree on the last one we saw."

'I have nothing to declare... Okay, I liked Maui better.'

Life is change

'Instead of going to the store I've decided to go to the Bahamas for a week...'

'I grew sick of Madison Avenue,so I quit,bought the bar and never looked back.'

'Two for French Polynesia.'

Club Antisocial

Travel Agency storefront window sign: SPECIAL! Canary Islands.

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

'Henry is just back, but not really, from his vacation.'

'Sorry, he's not here. He's on some Greek island!'

"If GPs can't check up on their elderly patients everyday maybe they should just take them off on a nice holiday...somewhere warm!"

'Sea-mail for you, Steve.'

Spam.

"Oh come on, rejoin the party. After all, no man is an isl –"

Man crawling through the desert sees mirage of desert island.

"Apparently carrier tried to deliver a parcel but we were out."

"Welcome to St. Croix! And if you forgot anything the stern is still docked in St. Thomas."

Excess Baggage: When you are on a cruise and they say the ship leaves at 5:30, they really mean the ship leaves at 5:30.

Tourists stranded on a tropical island

'That'll be the tenth time Columbus has visited the virgin islands this week.'

Water skier hits palm tree on deserted island.

"Yeah, well your profile wasn't exactly honest either."

'One week on a boat, one day on a dinky island, then another whole week on the same monster ship, and you call it a vacation?'

Hawaii's famous,'Banzai Pipeline'.

There is no hurricane season in Aruba...

The Beautiful Canary Islands.

A cheap Caribbean holiday is like a cheap Ferrari... Yes, non-existant!

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

Island dweller ejects man from island.

'It's from the bloke on the other island. It reads; Help. I'm stranded on a desert island.'

The Beautiful Florida Keys.

Message in a bottle bank

Palm Pilot. I can't wait until we get to Hawaii --- I've got lots of family there! Tropical Air.

'Recently I just get so much junk mail.'