Ironically Injured Athlete Prints

"Wonderful holiday! Two-weeks skiing really makes you feel like a new man!"

Ted's Brilliant Rugby Career Was Plagued By Nagging Injuries,

"That's where the pain gets me, doc."

Rollerblader wears a cast and has wheels on crutches

A faulty part from an independent supplier leads to the creation of a multibillion-dollar sports medicine profession.

"Does it hurt when I do this?"

"I hope your cast is not itchy, Stacy. I had an itchy cast on my arm once and it itched ALL the time. It felt like crawling ants! Itchy, itchy, itchy..."

"After they've had hell beaten out of them they'll enjoy playing in Heaven."

'My knee's in rehab. This one's a loaner.'

'...Splints. Tape. Ice pack. Bandages....Wait! Here it is - spare brain.'

The rotator cuff fairy.

A football referee accidentally shoots his starting pistol in his pocket.

"You only get one chance to make a great exhaustion."

"I understand you were involved in a golf mishap this morning!"

'The knee brace I prescribed, you put on over your head.'

"Sit! Heel! Stay! Give me the darn ball!!" "Ball dogs – bad idea"

'It's an old badminton injury.'

Rugby player searches on line for 'front teeth'.

'You're getting too old for this game, Scott. ... They say the legs are the first to go.'

'Yeah - baseball, football and hockey...got concussions in all of them.'

'Well, Mr. Swine, it looks like you pulled a hamstring.'

'I don't think it's a concussion . . . although the smoke has me concerned.'

'We managed to get to the Tennis Elbow before it spread to your balls!'

'Good news. We've decided to give you the game ball.'

"Is it too late to buy a policy?2

'The Wedge. I thought you asked me for the Wedgie.'

'Mr. Jayson, get back into your bandages.'

Bob refused to play ball. Not that it mattered – the game was rained out.

'I'm sorry, we can't declare you the winner. You have high blood pressure.'

Football taunting man with a broken leg.

'No, don't tell me, golf injury.'

"As always. . . make sure to warm up . . . to avoid injury. . ."

'I couldn't break 100, so I bought new clubs and took lessons and now I can't break 120!'

'Lost your ball in the rough? Larry, this is bowling!

Running Shoes: 'They should be back soon.'