Ironically Fit Fanatic T-Shirts

In the Guru District

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

'My feet are killing me.'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"Portrait of a Lady"

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

Yoga for Alcoholics

'Well, well, well...'

Muscles

Turn, turn and turn.

On the back of the t-shirt...

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

Yearbook

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

"Can you come back? We're still counting carbs."

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

Man at computer at sports company wears sweat band on head.

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"We're exclusively delts."

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

Bench Press Accident

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

City Marathon.

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

Exercise Class