Ironically Fit Fanatic T-Shirts

'Oh, I know! I've been telling him for years that he needs to take better care of himself, stop working so hard, get some exercise... Oh, here he is now.'

In the Guru District

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

'My feet are killing me.'

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

"Portrait of a Lady"

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

'Well, well, well...'

Yoga for Alcoholics

On the back of the t-shirt...

Muscles

Turn, turn and turn.

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

Yearbook

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

"Can you come back? We're still counting carbs."

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

Man at computer at sports company wears sweat band on head.

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

Monica Seles

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

Exercise Class

Bench Press Accident

City Marathon.

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

'I just don't feel I'm getting anywhere.'

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."