Ironic Walk Enthusiast Prints

"Good, you're home. Can we go for a walk?"

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

Three gates of hell: marriage counseling, investments, company meetings

"So then, after I'd invented my time machine, I thought: why not go back and visit the good old days?"

Baby's first thought...Daddy's a moron.

"It says 'break glass' but it doesn't say what glass!'

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

"And we are proud to say we only use the freshest artificial ingredients."

'The meek shall inherit the Earth!'

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

"Well, look at the bright side, Timmy — you're 100 percent wrong."

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

'There will be no raises this year since the state now has a lottery.'

"After a long day or remote work, it feels great to change into something less comfortable."

Emergency Phone.

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

Businessman sees door sign 'Department of Mismanagement and Overbudget'.

"Never mind, Harry. Just remember, the 'Saturday Review' loved it."

'My pessimism keeps me optimistic.'

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

"Now you can send it."

I thought you said Megson couldn't be bought.

"Wait, you're firing me?! But I was Time magazine’s Person of the Year!"

"No, nothing wrong. Just a great excuse for not 'noticing' some folks."

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

"And finally, I’d like to thank all those people I stepped on and used to get here. I couldn’t have done it without your submissive insecurity and relentless resignation."

'My next selection is a protest song against piano lessons.'

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

'This year, executive bonuses are tied to performance. You owe us $50,000.'