Ironic Twist Aficionado Prints

"You think you have it tough? I'm afraid of the dark!"

"I think he must have had a death wish"

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

'Careful, Mugsy, he's got a tool.'

The Final Selfie

"More please."

'My wife! The therapist we hired to help us reinvigorate our marriage!'

'A wolf in sheep's clothing is one thing, but Grandma's clothing... Are you gay or something?!'

"Sorry I'm late: I was hitching a ride but when the driver noticed me, he panicked and we had an accident..."

Rattle Snake in Love with Baby

Next on Fox! Clowns Without Makeup.

"Mother, I've sold the cow on the dark web for 3 bitbeans."

Deux Ex Mechanic

"Reverse two and a half somersaults with one and a half twists - WOW!"

"Thank you! And now for my finale, I shall produce a magician from the hat."

"Happy Birthday! Is this a bad time?"

"Aye, Arthur were kitchen sink before all them young lads in the sixties."

Hunter about to fall into a trap set by deer.

'I'm a butcher by trade.'

'Trick or treat!' Now if you could just enter your PIN.'

'Unfortunately the 'motivational speaker' we'd booked couldn't be bothered to turn up.'

'Bad news I'm afraid Mrs Cleveland. Your husband and I are entering into a same-sex partnership.'

Safe is actually window to men's bathroom.

'When he said he loved going to Wendy's, I just assumed fast food...'

Three pigs sit down to eat roast wolf

'Woho! Chicken soup.'

'...And then I was betrayed by my trust fund.'

Take a ride with the reaper.

Surprise at the Pearly Gates.

When Car Shares Go Bad

They decided to settle out of court.

'That's not quite what I meant, Rapunzel'

Firing squad. Condemned man with blindfolded guide dog.

The following morning, Jack somehow sensed that what his 'magic beans' had turned into, although still quite unremarkable looking, had the ability to lift him above his humble, mundane life.