Ironic Movie Lover Mugs

'I hate chick flicks!' 'Sniff...me too...'

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

"Now, how can I be of assistance?"

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

"Look! No hands!"

"How do you do it, hon? Marriage, kids, civic responsibilities, managing a multi-million dollar business and still finding time to do an 18-month stretch for securities fraud?"

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

'I wasted half my life perched on top of a mountain in the Himalayas. Only to discover that the true meaning of life was a night in watching the box, with a few cans of lager.'

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

I'm taking you off trying to stay young.

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"Eat my dust!"

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

"VP J.D. Vance called Donald: 'cynical asshole,' a 'moral disaster,' a 'total fraud,' an 'idiot,' and suggested he might be 'America’s Hitler.'"

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

"...Our extensive in house survey found that 82% of you think in house surveys are a waste of time."

"OK, you're good and just the guy we need in security."

"Needs to get a life"

Cactus seats.

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '