Ironic Inspectors Prints

Border Guard

Totalitarian Humour

'Look, I said I'd bring you the report on micromanaging. Just give me a chance.'

Beware of Everything

AI Summit

"I thought he would run all sorts of scientific tests."

'Don't worry. The first 30 years of being an inspector are the hardest.'

''Masterpiece Theater' will not be seen tonight, so that we may bring you 'Slushpile Showplace'....'

Kangaroo with a smoking baby.

'He was a shooting star, passing through the firmament. Lighting up our dull lives with his all too brief presence.' 'I think we're at the wrong funeral.'

'I'm new up here...where are the men?'

"Perkins, the company isn't giving you a demotion. We like to call it a negative-trajectory promotion."

'We don't want to interfere to much, just a couple of things...what you do and how you do it!'

"Do you recognise the giraffe who hit you?"

'The food inspector, Sir!'

"You've done some outstanding work in Public Relations, Benderman. Unfortunately, you work in Accounting.!

"She says she's from Quality Control. We've failed the furniture inspection."

'The exercise hasn't been a total failure. My personal trainer lost 10 pounds.'

'Man, you are the first parole office to truly understand me.'

Safety Pin

"Sure, playing hot potato is fun until someone pokes an eye out!"

'Look at the bum on that Wayne, is she that girl that worked at the Burger Shack?'

'I don't know why other people pray in school, but I pray in school because I'm not supposed to.'

''Have you got any cockroaches?"

"Looks like another case of someone over forty trying to understand Snapchat."

Church Parking

Pole Dancing Every Night: 'It's one of the perks of being a weights and measures inspector.'

"I'm sorry sir, we are now closed."

End of the Pier Show

"And then one day, I had this revelation: Why not go public with my non-profit business and start making some big bucks?"

'If they didn't want us around, how come they keep putting food out for us?"

"I've watched these workout videos for hours. They haven't helped."

The Friendly Loan Company

"The ice at the rink isn't smooth. I think the maintenance team slipped up."

'It's true I'm homeless...that's why I want the loan.'