Ironic Event Planner Mugs

Annual Convention of Procrastinators: 'Where is everybody?'

'I sent out for everything.'

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

I could have danced all night!

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

If time travel was invented in 1600 in England. I'm a fan of the bard. Let's see if he wants to take a journey through time. Globe Theater. Sounds fun! Let's go to 2020. It's a nice round number. Zazzz! Poof! That's weird. How did they know he was coming? And why does he need to leave this place? Apparently you can't be here, William. The sign says "No Shakespeare in the park this summer."

Create some buzz!

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

Carmel Buildings, Portman Square: A temperance meeting.

A day at the races

Networking

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"To save time, I'll just mention the people I’m not thanking."

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

A man washing a mascot costume

Canape?

"I specialise in themed dinners 'Titanic', 'Armageddon' , 'Towering Inferno'..."

The Streets - Night

The Importance of Planning Thoroughly in Advance

Trade Show Sherpas

Pearly King and Queen

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

"It comes with a small Greek salad."

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

'Pigs feet, sir?' 'Are they pickled?'

Scottish party

A Woman Holding Canapes

Welcome Association of Stage Builders.

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

'In hindsight, we should have spent more on marketing than entertainment.'

"Then it's agreed. Judgment Day, whenever it comes, will fall on a Thursday, so that they'll get the long weekend."