Ironic Decor Lovers Pillows

We actually hate having guests

'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

Forlornaments: Tools to drain individual and team spirit

Still Life With Nordic Track

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

Bathroom Fairy

Generic Store: Sign in Window

Litter Tray Stonehenge

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

'Derek was extremely pleased with his new piano stool...'

Psychiatrist with bartending diploma

'Boy, plastic flowers these days are so lifelike: I've been fooled again...'

"How?"

Missing sock

"She always gets the upper bunk."

'A Dust Cow'.

The Ugly Plant

Cuckoo clock in psychiatrist's room

"Stop complaining, granite is in."

Alien with flying spaceships on wall instead of flying ducks

Red in tooth and claw.

101 uses of a dead cat: rocking horse

"A nutcracker!! Hey...this thing looks used."

Table Tennis ball-boys

"The carpet really brings the room together."

101 uses of a dead cat: chariot wheels.

Unconventional Music Player

My first Boyfriend.

'To you, fifty quid - c'mon guv, it's HANDMADE!'

Rabbit, the founder of Acme Garden Fences Inc

Goldfish in Bowl, "And this is the sitting room and the bedroom and the toilet and...."

'It just makes it seem more interesting.'

"Remind me again what it was about this couch that spoke to you."

clown trophies