Ironic Art Prints

Dropping Bombs and Hearts

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

Oedipus

"Oh, O.K. I can sort of see it."

Boy copying abstract artwork in an art gallery.

Let's see...number 61...the painting's name is 'Calamity'.

Exhibition for Prisoners

The Enemies Within? They're the Boys in Blue

Artist Misses the Point

'I've taken my knowledge of science and math and applied them to fashion to produce a wardrobe that's guaranteed to malfunction to get you the most possible publicity.'

Noah's lesser known brother.

The Wonder Of It All

Paint fight art!

A snowman executes another, but not in the fashion originally planned.

Gallery of modern art

Cubans against annexation to the USA

'I self-published a book on how to be successful. It forced me into bankruptcy.'

"He was very talented, yet very near-sighted portrait painter!"

"We were all given motivational videos at work today. All it shows is our boss shouting and sacking people."

And with this run of events, Scooter and Huck began to consider other forms of recreation... softball, perhaps.

"His paintings are better than they look."

Napa, Bellevue, McLeon

"Not a scenic view"

'I'm an artistic genius, I bet no-one has ever painted a plain old bowl of fruit.'

Downcycling with Debbie

'We will KILL whoever did this!'

'You're right, there wasn't much blood getting to his head.'

"I don't know much about art but I know what I like."

"This is from my 'white period' the period before I could afford paint."

'Alternative medicine enhancer'.

Skeleton Corner

The perfectionist.

Dannemora School for Exceptional & Gifted Felons.

Nifty ways to dump your lover; use the toilet seat as a picture frame.

I don't know what came over me that week – I'm not normally that creative.