Irish Music Fan Pillows

"He only dances to The Dubliners."

Religiously, Saturday Mornings, Professor O'Malley and Doctor O'Brien run through their repertoire of jigs and hornpipes.

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

At Ireland's oldst and most respected school of dance, Mrs O'Hara made a terrible discovery... (Book entitled 'The book of Irish dancing vol. 2 - How to incorporate the arms')

St Patrick driving the snakes out of Ireland.

James Joyce.

Great Moments in Musical Inspiration

"When it comes to good, old-fashioned roots music, this guy is the BEST!"

I love Harmonica

'Look I know they're all the same length, but concentrate, Mrs. O'Brien. Which one of these fools took your husband?'

Saint Patrick

'Since when does Shamrocks give you an itchy rash?'

James Joyce

"This next song is about unbridled corporate greed and its propensity to decimate the planet … I hope you like it."

A leprechaun sits under a mushroom.

'I'm playing St. Patrick in the school play. I need a miter and ten thousand snakes by Friday.'

'I'm here to apply for a green job.'

Two people play the guitar and harmonica.

"I want to thank all the little people."

"While well known for ridding Ireland of snakes, St Patrick received little credit for his earlier wildlife banishings."

David Bowie

Snakes Return To Ireland

"This machine isn't killing fascists."

"Happy St. Patrick's Day"

'I love the Giant's Causeway.'

About to take a triumphant departure from Ireland, Saint Patrick set his sights on world domination. That is, before his focus was diverted by a small harmless looking beverage.

'Sorry. lad, but me pot o' gold is at the other end of the rainbow!'

'Okay... if you're a leprechaun then let's see you Riverdance.'

'Sorry, lad, but I lost all me gold during the recession. All I can give ya is a buck thirty in change!'

Ceilidh Minogue.

'Look! They're little green men too.'

Seamus Heaney.