Iphone Enthusiast Mugs

'Do you John promise that your schedule, please put your iPhone away, will never be more important than your times together?'

Have you seen my iPhone? No. You lost it? I may have misplaced it. Big deal. You hate it. It'll turn up. Exactly, I hate it. I absolutely hate it. I especially hate the Scrabble app and I absolutely can't wait to find the phone so I can mock it further! Help: I love my iPhone. Oh dear. Trouble brewing. To be continued ...

"You can bring the rest tomorrow."

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

'The check is in the email attachment.'

In the Guru District

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

'Do you remember when our time away from the office was our time...'

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

Claus 2.0

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

"He might not have got the job with Google, but they weren't going to stop Brian skateboarding to the office."

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

'That's about it so far, Son.'

Evolution.

"One more time, Mr Claus - who sold you the data?"

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

Gen-Next Library

"In the old days, we had to constantly feed the screensaver."

"Uh-oh...it's starting to delegate work to me."

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"If Google Translate is correct, they want our women and our cattle."

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

"The article you sent me on how technology causes stress crashed my computer."