Invisible Hat Collector Prints

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Larry's used art

Seagiraffes

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

An Unexpected Guest.

Raincloud Umbrella

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

Duck Hunt

Thinks he's too cool for school.

Early cyborg.

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

"Beanirrito"

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

Best before 65 million BC.

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

I love the Shard

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

Ice shelfie.

"Oh, I'm thrilled with my new dog! He's sort of a hunter/retriever/plumber/electrician."

Scarf puts hat back on.

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

'Anorak anoraks'.

A trevor of trainspotters

Fred Dinsdale - Forensic expert.

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

Moustached gentleman