Investment Ethicalist Prints

"They're the socially conscious fund fairy and the margin call devil."

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

"We need to reset our fiscal compass to the changing business horizon."

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

Investments - remember, you are what you invest in!

'So, gentlemen, how's the dollar trading against the immortal soul, today?'

'Remember, an economic boom is usually followed by an economic kaboom,'

Bernard Madhoff $50-billion Ponzi financial scheme.

'The Truth-in-advertising people want us to call ourselves the 'Sluggish Fund Group'.'

'Stand back! All he needs is an injection of long-term capital.'

Practical loans vs. devil-may-care loans.

Pillaging, formerly Acquisitions Department

"I'm in securities." "I'm in insecurities."

'I've never seen a stock crash so hard.'

'Tech stocks rose on news that nerds are now considered 'hip'.'

'Can you see the future of my 401(k)?'

Long and Short term investments.

Out of control

'So, a bailout is like a Ponzi scheme for automakers?'

"Constant vigilance, regular trimming."

Snowflake Investments...penny stocks, junk bonds: 'Here today, gone tomorrow!'

Yomp Investments - Big risks sometimes means BIG BUCKS!: 'I'm a little uneasy about the 'sometimes'...'

Currency Stimulus.

A wiser and a better man

Ethics (with an eye on the bottom line) committee.

"I recommend you invest in oil. Prices are down now, but auto leaks are up."

IOC and human rights.

'Warren buffett invests only in things he understands...my view is that politicians should regulate only things they understand!'

It's 10 p.m. Do you know how low your investment banking stocks can go?

"And you call yourself a socially-responsible investment portfolio!"

The market went up and down, up and down, up and down...

We Sell Chinese Stocks - Management is not responsible of you feel greedy again in an hour.

Investor feels ruined after viewing abstract painting in gallery.

It's 10 p.m. Do you know why stocks rise and fall, but the U.S. National debt keeps going up?

'Stocks dropped today, proving once again that life sucks.'