
"Follow the colorfully decorated eggs."
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A Pie for Murdoch!
Squeezing the Free Press.
It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.
"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."
BBC - Crisis Management, Damage Control and Liability Supervision.
There's a crew here from 60 minutes and they're coming this way.
'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'
'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'
"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."
Reporter #6: television.
"New studies show that the so-called 'lucky man' made popular by the prog-rock band Emerson, Lake and Palmer was, in fact, just very well-connected."
Journalism student ponders which course he wants to major in.
Cameron uncomfortable hanging out with his inquisitor.
Privacy
"Screw this—I'm going to work for the tabloids."
"I'm a brilliant stalker and love photography, so I thought: why not?"
Official Rhetoric About Leakers and Whistleblowers, Translated
The Barrel of a Gun: the Press and the Truth
"Skepticism, Jones? Tell me, how does that relate to journalism?"
Weapens of Mass Instruction
"Why don't we call you 'Deeper Throat'?"
"When I said dig up everything on the former owners, I meant at the library."
"Hot off the wire! In the latest poll, 99% of voters say they will be glad when the election is over... The poll has an error rate of plus or minus 2%."
Panama Papers Scandal
Whatever Happened to Basic Standards at Newspapers?
'Apparently, no matter where you are, you're never more than 9 metres away from a government enquiry...'
"Evidence of Bigfoot or just some clown?"
"Check this wall for fingerprints."
'We want to get maximum publicity on this, Klodnik, so release it to Wikileaks.'
Panama Papers
'...and as a consequence, you lot all redundant. I'm not making it up.'
"Hello, I am a Nigerian Prince and I need your help!!! Please send me $500 and your bank routing number. You will rewarded with 10% of 12.7 million dollars and my undying friendship. Best wishes, Prince John Barron."
CIA Espionage
'STREWTH! Our firewall is down!' (Rupert and James Murdoch cease to be shielded after Rebekah Brooks resigns)
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