Inventory Buff Prints

'We're closed. I'm taking inventory.'

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

Get on with it!

"But I use all of them!"

Dave cut costs and now realizes that in order to pass inspection, he may have to arrange a marriage between his daughter and the building inspector's son.

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

'The buildings are merging.'

"I'm thinking of giving up yoga! Yesterday my lotus position turned into a cauliflower!"

Showing gardening tools to a tower block.

"Can you do battle with him later?... He's watching, 'Game of Thrones'."

'I have identified 240 stages of organizational change. Before I discuss them, coffee anyone?'

'Times are tough, Smith, but I don't want to lay you off. So, to keep you working, I want you to wash our building. That should keep you busy for the next decade.'

'If you plan to run a half-marathon you won't want a stopwatch, you'll need a calendar!'

'The wife says if I don't give up snooker, she's leaving me. . .I'm going to miss her.'

'Ok, we've rented the whole building ... oops, they just put on another floor.'

'What ever happened to that persnickety inspector?'

Tariff Adjustment

The tortoise and the hare are in a shoe store trying on shoes in preparation for their race.

"Did you have any problems at the design stage?"

Restored antique carriage in A.D. 2500

How much for a blueberry scone? $3.25. I'll give you $1.20. Huh? $1.40. $1.45. It's not negotiable. Shrewd. $1.65. $2.00. $2.10. $2.25, but I want free shipping! Ebay addicts. $3 for your sandwich. $6.

Sharon's more of a do-it-yourselfer.

'China's on the phone, Mr. President -- they say you're overdrawn.'

I need a 10 foot board. That's 70 feet in dog feet.

'When you're right, you're right. When you're wrong, you're fired.'

'That's so I wont forget my wife's birthday.'

'I never forget a face.'

'Best bit of winter pipe lagging I've seen for ages...unfortunately, that's just the scaffolding.'

'Don't worry - all tall buildings sway a little in the wind.'

'So that's what it's for Ethel. It's somewhere to put their spirit level

Scaffolding being put together by glue.

Building getting a new coat fitted