Inventor's Club Member Mugs

"The effectiveness of innovation is unfortunately unpredictable. At least we tried. Now let's try the triangular wheel..."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

They hated me.

'Let's not go by the book.'

"What's a patent?"

'I told you it would be useful.'

"Google car."

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

What can I do? He says it's his thinking cap.

'But Dad, all the other kids get a roth IRA as part of their allowance package.'

'Can our software do that?'

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

Satya Nutella

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

Eureka!

"Is it just a scary coincidence that the words 'changes' and 'unknown' both have 7 letters?"

Creative department

Early cyborg.

A business that thinks alike...sinks alike.

"I think it's about time you started thinking outside of the box Harold."

"What if, instead of the safe being filled with rawhide, it's filled with catnip and mice!" "No one will buy it." "Drugs and rodents? Who's our demographic?" "The Simpsons already did that."

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

"It's o.k., come on out."

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

"By the end of next week, these fads such as social media, automobiles and making fire will all be over."

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

'Yes, sir, what can I do for you?'

Patent Attorney (invisible man)

"Here at Global Com we're looking for people can 'think outside of the box'..."

'I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology.'

"Well, Comstock, still regret putting our profits back into research?"

"Do you remember when we used to put FOOD in food?"

"I'm trying to create a hologram of myself. If I'm successful, I'll never have to attend school, go to the dentist or go anywhere else that's boring again."