Inventor's Club Member Mugs

"The effectiveness of innovation is unfortunately unpredictable. At least we tried. Now let's try the triangular wheel..."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

They hated me.

'Let's not go by the book.'

"What's a patent?"

'I told you it would be useful.'

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

What can I do? He says it's his thinking cap.

'But Dad, all the other kids get a roth IRA as part of their allowance package.'

'Can our software do that?'

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

Eureka!

"Is it just a scary coincidence that the words 'changes' and 'unknown' both have 7 letters?"

Creative department

Early cyborg.

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

"What if, instead of the safe being filled with rawhide, it's filled with catnip and mice!" "No one will buy it." "Drugs and rodents? Who's our demographic?" "The Simpsons already did that."

"It's o.k., come on out."

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

"I think it's about time you started thinking outside of the box Harold."

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

"By the end of next week, these fads such as social media, automobiles and making fire will all be over."

'Yes, sir, what can I do for you?'

Patent Attorney (invisible man)

"I'm trying to create a hologram of myself. If I'm successful, I'll never have to attend school, go to the dentist or go anywhere else that's boring again."

Congratulations on your retirement!

'I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology.'

"Here at Global Com we're looking for people can 'think outside of the box'..."

"Well, Comstock, still regret putting our profits back into research?"

"Do you remember when we used to put FOOD in food?"