Invention Geek Prints

'What was the best thing before sliced bread?'

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'Let's not go by the book.'

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

"What's a patent?"

'I told you it would be useful.'

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

What can I do? He says it's his thinking cap.

"Any questions?"

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'Can our software do that?'

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

Elfie Stick

Eureka!

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

"Is it just a scary coincidence that the words 'changes' and 'unknown' both have 7 letters?"

Creative department

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

Early cyborg.

"I think it's about time you started thinking outside of the box Harold."

"It's o.k., come on out."

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"By the end of next week, these fads such as social media, automobiles and making fire will all be over."

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

"What if, instead of the safe being filled with rawhide, it's filled with catnip and mice!" "No one will buy it." "Drugs and rodents? Who's our demographic?" "The Simpsons already did that."

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club