Invention Enthusiast Pillows

'Oh, great. They BOTH invented the wheel. Now we have to invent lawyers!'

"My client already has a patent on round things."

'No, actually THIS invented me!'

'If the next guy who walks in here also has one of these things, lets beat the living daylights out of him.'

Patent Attorney (invisible man)

"It's a high tech weather control device, whenever you wash it, it rains"

Street sweeper with an umbrella on his broom.

Using a balloon to distract flies.

Prehistoric Doughnut Stand.

Elias Howe

"Me not know why, but him cool now."

Some historians believe that the wheel was discovered by accident.

'Leonardo's Lament' - 'I have nothing to do.'

Benjamin Franklin

Early psychics.

"Good idea, but you'll have to do something about passenger comfort"

'Well great, he's seen it! There goes one more invention they'll get credit for!'

"Hey dad, can I borrow the wheel tonight?"

'Hey! -- I invented that, too!', 'It's that nut Al-Gor again.'

"Nothing feels better after a long day's hunting than a nice, long soak in the hot-wheel."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

'Let's not go by the book.'

"What's a patent?"

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

'I told you it would be useful.'

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

' A good idea '

Outer Space Outsourcing

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

What can I do? He says it's his thinking cap.