Introverted Hero Mugs

"A bunch of friends are coming over to stare at their phones."

'I hate networking.'

Introverts Anonymous

"Too crowded. Let's go."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

That party went well.

Nerd tryouts.

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

She required plenty of personal space.

It's not considered drinking alone if the cat is at home.

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

"I'm leaving. It's just way too much collaborating."

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

Emily Dickinson at a Cocktail Party: "I;m Nobody! Who are you? Are you - Nobody - too?"

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

"I hope you don't call that a party face."

'Welcome to the first meeting of the Shy Men Club.'

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

Big Talk/Small Talk.

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

"Who's my perfect little excuse to leave social functions? You are, yes you are."

Introverted Chair

"I don't want to go back to school; other people are my kryptonite."

"The joy of the house to myself"

"I work from home because I can’t stand the sight of idiots." "Is that why you got rid of all our mirrors?"

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"It's great things are back to normal, except that there are people everywhere."

"Are you still mad at me?" "Mentally I'm storming off right now."

'I wish i could think of some way to get away form him.' 'I wish i could think of some way to get away form her.'

The reserved and the go-ers.'