Introvert With Flair Prints

Social Networking - Outsider.

"Too crowded. Let's go."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

That party went well.

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

She required plenty of personal space.

"Ever get the feeling you're being watched?"

It's not considered drinking alone if the cat is at home.

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

'You can social network me behind my ears if you like.'

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

'Before you go, introduce yourself, so that I know who you were...'

Big Talk/Small Talk.

"The joy of the house to myself"

Introverted Chair

"I don't want to go back to school; other people are my kryptonite."

"I work from home because I can’t stand the sight of idiots." "Is that why you got rid of all our mirrors?"

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

People I've Met At Parties Whose Names I've Forgotten

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

"Are you still mad at me?" "Mentally I'm storming off right now."

'I wish i could think of some way to get away form him.' 'I wish i could think of some way to get away form her.'

"Hi, my name is Daniel. And I am Thor..."

The reserved and the go-ers.'

'I've decided to replace all human interaction with personal electronics.'

"I don't mind working from home. I never liked those people at the office anyway."

"The thing about society is that it gives me such anxiety..."