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"Don't preted to hibernate when I'm talking to you."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

"This is fun. I'm usually kind of a loner."

She required plenty of personal space.

'Not only do we have no natural enemies we have no natural friends.'

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

'Mind if I join you?'

Meet The Author's Wife. The author is too surly to talk.

Drinking Companions

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

Honestly, I don't know why I even bring Harold to parties.

An Introvert's Guide to Surviving a Party

Big Talk/Small Talk.

Introverted Chair

"I work from home because I can’t stand the sight of idiots." "Is that why you got rid of all our mirrors?"

"It's from the Hendersons. They want us to come over this weekend."

"I don't want to go back to school; other people are my kryptonite."

"Of course it's not easy to read the body language of someone who's basically inert."

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

'You ought to get out more according to experts.'

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

"The joy of the house to myself"

"Are you still mad at me?" "Mentally I'm storming off right now."

The reserved and the go-ers.'

"This isn't working out - I'm an earthworm and you're a....are you even listening to me?"

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

She was always an introvert.

"Hello, I'm the bluebird of quiet resignation."

"The thing about society is that it gives me such anxiety..."