Introvert Travelers Gifts

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

Club Antisocial

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

She required plenty of personal space.

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

"This is fun. I'm usually kind of a loner."

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

"I'm upstairs right now. On weekends and holidays, I go downstairs."

Big Talk/Small Talk.

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

"I work from home because I can’t stand the sight of idiots." "Is that why you got rid of all our mirrors?"

"I don't want to go back to school; other people are my kryptonite."

Introverted Chair

"I know it's only been a little while since we've been allowed to mingle again but I'm already getting really tired of people."

"The joy of the house to myself"

"At last - no Trump."

"It's great things are back to normal, except that there are people everywhere."

"Are you still mad at me?" "Mentally I'm storming off right now."

The reserved and the go-ers.'

"The thing about society is that it gives me such anxiety..."

"I know nobody here works with each other, but it seems like morale is down."

"Hello, I'm the bluebird of quiet resignation."

'I've decided to replace all human interaction with personal electronics.'

"If you think I talk too much, you should come right out say so! That way we can talk about it."