Introvert Supporters Prints

"I forgot to charge him."

"I just want to take a minute today to acknowledge all the guys out there named Bret who are too shy to correct people who think their name is Brad."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

Nerd tryouts.

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

She required plenty of personal space.

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

'Not only do we have no natural enemies we have no natural friends.'

'Mind if I join you?'

Honestly, I don't know why I even bring Harold to parties.

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

Meet The Author's Wife. The author is too surly to talk.

An Introvert's Guide to Surviving a Party

"In your own time, Brian, in your own time."

Big Talk/Small Talk.

"Well at least nobody notices we don't go out much anymore."

"Of course working from home is different. . ."

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

"The joy of the house to myself"

'You ought to get out more according to experts.'

"I don't want to go back to school; other people are my kryptonite."

"I work from home because I can’t stand the sight of idiots." "Is that why you got rid of all our mirrors?"

Introverted Chair

"It's from the Hendersons. They want us to come over this weekend."

"I have to cancel our plans. I feel a headache coming on."

"Are you still mad at me?" "Mentally I'm storming off right now."

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

"This isn't working out - I'm an earthworm and you're a....are you even listening to me?"

The reserved and the go-ers.'