Introvert's Refuge T-Shirts

'Hanking is a hard man to get to know.'

Triple Witching Hour in Apartment 3-K.

"Too crowded. Let's go."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

She required plenty of personal space.

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."

Niche Extracurriculars

An Introvert's Guide to Surviving a Party

"I'm upstairs right now. On weekends and holidays, I go downstairs."

Big Talk/Small Talk.

"I don't want to go back to school; other people are my kryptonite."

While you were out...

"I have to cancel our plans. I feel a headache coming on."

"At last - no Trump."

"I work from home because I can’t stand the sight of idiots." "Is that why you got rid of all our mirrors?"

"I know it's only been a little while since we've been allowed to mingle again but I'm already getting really tired of people."

Introverted Chair

"A little office... no windows... with a door... heavenly!"

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

"The joy of the house to myself"

"Are you still mad at me?" "Mentally I'm storming off right now."

The reserved and the go-ers.'

"Hi, my name is Daniel. And I am Thor..."

"Sorry, I don't really believe in being social offline."

"Hello, I'm the bluebird of quiet resignation."

"There she is! Don’t be nervous. Just be yourself, walk over there and sniff her."

"I don't mind working from home. I never liked those people at the office anyway."