Introvert's Ally Prints

"Would you mind talking to me for a while? I forget my cell phone."

"I'm not anti-social; I'm just at a point in my life where I find all your friends really, really annoying."

"I'm trying to figure out the right headache-inducing place for my birthday."

"I have to cancel our plans. I feel a headache coming on."

"Welcome, I'm – never mind, it doesn't matter."

Finally, a good personal-pylon.

Making Eye Contact Since 1993

"There are days when the sense of the other can be overwhelming."

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

It's not considered drinking alone if the cat is at home.

'Not only do we have no natural enemies we have no natural friends.'

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

'Welcome to the first meeting of the Shy Men Club.'

Honestly, I don't know why I even bring Harold to parties.

Meet The Author's Wife. The author is too surly to talk.

'You can social network me behind my ears if you like.'

An Introvert's Guide to Surviving a Party

'Before you go, introduce yourself, so that I know who you were...'

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

"It's from the Hendersons. They want us to come over this weekend."

'You ought to get out more according to experts.'

"A little office... no windows... with a door... heavenly!"

People I've Met At Parties Whose Names I've Forgotten

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"Hi, my name is Daniel. And I am Thor..."

Ouija Bored

We bonded over a shared lack of assertiveness. Vive la diffidence!

"I moved out here for peace and quiet, but now I keep talking to myself."

Shy Man at Party

Hi-I'm Dave. Hi-I'm off limits.

Three Bland Mice

Honestly, I don't know why I even bring Harold to parties.

I'm no good at small talk

Self-assertive class.

"Well look who decided to show up."