Introvert Muse T-Shirts

"Don't talk to me"

Introvert-in-a-Box

Self-Conscious Girl

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

It's not considered drinking alone if the cat is at home.

She required plenty of personal space.

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

'Mind if I join you?'

'You can social network me behind my ears if you like.'

Meet The Author's Wife. The author is too surly to talk.

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

"I'm upstairs right now. On weekends and holidays, I go downstairs."

'Before you go, introduce yourself, so that I know who you were...'

Big Talk/Small Talk.

Nervous at a party.

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

"I work from home because I can’t stand the sight of idiots." "Is that why you got rid of all our mirrors?"

"I don't want to go back to school; other people are my kryptonite."

Introverted Chair

People I've Met At Parties Whose Names I've Forgotten

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

"The joy of the house to myself"

"Are you still mad at me?" "Mentally I'm storming off right now."

"Hey guys, here's one I wrote about the loneliness of Lockdown."

'I wish i could think of some way to get away form him.' 'I wish i could think of some way to get away form her.'

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"