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"Your contact tracing revealed that you have no life."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

She required plenty of personal space.

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

'Not only do we have no natural enemies we have no natural friends.'

'Mind if I join you?'

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

Honestly, I don't know why I even bring Harold to parties.

An Introvert's Guide to Surviving a Party

Big Talk/Small Talk.

"It's from the Hendersons. They want us to come over this weekend."

"I have to cancel our plans. I feel a headache coming on."

"I don't want to go back to school; other people are my kryptonite."

"The joy of the house to myself"

"I work from home because I can’t stand the sight of idiots." "Is that why you got rid of all our mirrors?"

Introverted Chair

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

'You ought to get out more according to experts.'

"Are you still mad at me?" "Mentally I'm storming off right now."

The reserved and the go-ers.'

"This isn't working out - I'm an earthworm and you're a....are you even listening to me?"

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

"If you think I talk too much, you should come right out say so! That way we can talk about it."

She was always an introvert.

"Hello, I'm the bluebird of quiet resignation."

'I've decided to replace all human interaction with personal electronics.'

"I don't mind working from home. I never liked those people at the office anyway."

"The thing about society is that it gives me such anxiety..."