Introvert Club T-Shirts

I'm thinking of joining the, 'People Who Enjoy Solitude in Large Numbers', group.

"Too crowded. Let's go."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

She required plenty of personal space.

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

'Not only do we have no natural enemies we have no natural friends.'

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."

Niche Extracurriculars

An Introvert's Guide to Surviving a Party

"I'm upstairs right now. On weekends and holidays, I go downstairs."

Big Talk/Small Talk.

"I work from home because I can’t stand the sight of idiots." "Is that why you got rid of all our mirrors?"

Introverted Chair

While you were out...

"The joy of the house to myself"

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

"A little office... no windows... with a door... heavenly!"

"I don't want to go back to school; other people are my kryptonite."

"Are you still mad at me?" "Mentally I'm storming off right now."

The reserved and the go-ers.'

"I don't mind working from home. I never liked those people at the office anyway."

"Sorry, I don't really believe in being social offline."

"I know nobody here works with each other, but it seems like morale is down."

"There she is! Don’t be nervous. Just be yourself, walk over there and sniff her."