Introversion Vs Extroversion Thinker Prints

A 'DIVERSION' sign points to a crazy guy.

"Too crowded. Let's go."

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

Club Antisocial

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

That party went well.

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

"I'm leaving. It's just way too much collaborating."

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

She required plenty of personal space.

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

'Mind if I join you?'

Niche Extracurriculars

'Next time you feel like keeping in touch, keep in touch with somebody else.'

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

An Introvert's Guide to Surviving a Party

"I'm upstairs right now. On weekends and holidays, I go downstairs."

Big Talk/Small Talk.

"Who's my perfect little excuse to leave social functions? You are, yes you are."

"A little office... no windows... with a door... heavenly!"

"I have to cancel our plans. I feel a headache coming on."

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

"The joy of the house to myself"