Intimacy With Nature Mugs

Gwendolyn in Tuscany.

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Sauvignon Bonk

Women in bed with her husband reads a book titled 'Sex Stinks'.

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

'New Age Dog Park' Dogs commune with Nature.

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

"Think about it: You're about to create fifty two orphans!"

Entering Megalopolis - next Bucolic area 162 miles.

"Your mind is somewhere else." "My mind is somewhere else."

"What is it about a tee shirt cannon that says 'foreplay' to you?"

'You've been faking it, haven't you?'

Fall in the Greek Temple

"Oh, honey, look! A chestnut-sided warbler doing pull-ups!"

Heart To Heart

Gertie, the tree climbing has to stop!

'You were hot in bed last night.' 'I know, I should have taken my socks off.'

"My husband's a big eater. Do you have any edible bathrobes?"

Yay! We're going CAMPING!!

"Are you sure you want to spend the winter here?"

Johnny Appleseed's Dirty Little Secret

'I think we should also agree not to go to sleep horny.'

Rustic Camping: No Water, Electric or Wi-Fi

"I never want to speak to you again, but I'm find with sex and other non-verbal activities."

Polar bear produces snowflakes as he plays a musical instrument.

'I think Harry's getting serious.. he suggested we shower together.'

"My orgasm was fake."

"Use your inside voice."

"Species loss has hit him hard."

"Foreplay? What do you want that for?"

Climate Change

"Just to let you know, that 'Is it in yet?' joke is pretty damaging to my confidence."

"Of course it was good, Milton. . . But the best part is it took my mind off the condition the country is in for nearly twenty minutes!"