Intimacy With Nature Mugs

Gwendolyn in Tuscany.

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Sauvignon Bonk

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

Women in bed with her husband reads a book titled 'Sex Stinks'.

'New Age Dog Park' Dogs commune with Nature.

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

"Think about it: You're about to create fifty two orphans!"

Entering Megalopolis - next Bucolic area 162 miles.

"Your mind is somewhere else." "My mind is somewhere else."

"What is it about a tee shirt cannon that says 'foreplay' to you?"

'You've been faking it, haven't you?'

'You were hot in bed last night.' 'I know, I should have taken my socks off.'

"Oh, honey, look! A chestnut-sided warbler doing pull-ups!"

Gertie, the tree climbing has to stop!

Heart To Heart

Fall in the Greek Temple

"Are you sure you want to spend the winter here?"

"My husband's a big eater. Do you have any edible bathrobes?"

Johnny Appleseed's Dirty Little Secret

Polar bear produces snowflakes as he plays a musical instrument.

'I think Harry's getting serious.. he suggested we shower together.'

"My orgasm was fake."

"I never want to speak to you again, but I'm find with sex and other non-verbal activities."

Rustic Camping: No Water, Electric or Wi-Fi

"Use your inside voice."

'I think we should also agree not to go to sleep horny.'

"Species loss has hit him hard."

"Foreplay? What do you want that for?"

Sex Games of the Married

New Karma Sutra: No.1 The Begging Position.

"Of course it was good, Milton. . . But the best part is it took my mind off the condition the country is in for nearly twenty minutes!"

Climate Change