Interview Prep Fashionista Mugs

"Sorry, I'm late but my mother couldn't make up her mind what I should wear here."

Little Princess.

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

"Nice haircut."

'I can't take Barbie to Show and Tell...she doesn't have a thing to wear!'

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Fashion Nursery School

"I'm ready for my close-up."

'Nice smile.'

"If my calculations are correct, we'll finally have the answer to looking cute in the winter!"

Girl trying to be a woman

Little girl standing infront of mummy's dressing table putting tennis balls up her top

Man clothes shopping with wife sees signs for Women's Changing Rooms and Men's Stress Counsellor

"So we`re going out and you haven`t even bothered to change?"

'But I only came to Oxford because I heard I could wear a gown!'

Why do men wear long short pants?

Romance in the Ocean

Future Old People

"Does it say I'm a Wittgenstein scholar?"

"Whew! At last, I can eat!"

'What do you mean, I don't match? Everything I'm wearing is wrinkled.'

Rudy, how come you're not wearing the new uniform? You were serious? You seriously want me to dress like a robot? Of course I do, minion. My nightly perusal of customers' web searches indicates most of them are feeling a bit antisocial lately. They'd probably buy more coffee from a robot than a human. Oh wait ... new web searches coming in. I'm going to need you to dress like a sexy robot. Very bad man.

Wrapping up trees.

The Phone Store

"He's still defining his brand."

Hugo Boss is Planning a Vegan Suit!

'You're lucky. Some people don't look good wearing dirt.'

'Fine Alix, you don't have to go school shopping. I'll bring home jeans and shirts for you to try. . . but tomorrow, rain or shine, we're going shoe shopping.'

"The haircut cost $20. I only had $10 on me."

"I thought I'd be a successful fashion blogger by now."

'Someday clothes' are broken into weight groups.

"Ooooh, Mommy...do these things come with instructions?"

Catwalk catastrophe at New York Fashion Week.

"You don't understand Mum: Platform shoes make me that much more elegant..."

'Genetically Modified Underpants.'