Interview Ironist Prints

"Good interview, Barnes. The crying, begging and pandering were a nice tough."

'If he knows so much about stocks and shares, how come he still has to work?'

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

"If we can just get beyond this 'I'm the boss' mentality and concentrate on a simple 'What I say goes' outlook, I think this will all work out."

Lactose Intolerant

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

'How would you feel about working in a small pond?'

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

It's a new government directive requiring us to be 58% more cheerful within 18 months.

"My career's in shreds, but on the bright side, so are my files."

How to win friends and Influenza People.

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

"At First Infidelity we're all about integrity...."

"I see the downsizing continues."

Gary misread the new policy on 'Free Thinking' in the work place.

Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

"And lastly, for my infinite perseverance, self-control and fortitude, I'd like to thank the Internet trolls."

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point'. Tennyson.'

'Of course I hired Andrew. He's the best divorce lawyer around! Unfortunately, he's also the rat I want to get divorced from...'

"Its my letter of resignation. I also turned it into a memoir."

Why Superman flies himself

Profits - "On the positive side, our company has never been touched by any scandal connected with insider trading."

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

"Pavlov's dog: Friday night"

"Behold! I am God! I know all. Yet I'm constantly testing you even though I already know what you'll do. But I'll still punish you for the sins I planned for you to do. And you'll suffer in a fiery pit, tormented beyond imagining forever and ever and ever

'Silly me, I brought the wrong book -- You two just swore an oath of celibacy.'

"Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, despite how bad it's going to screw you?"

I'm tired of your games, Al. MY games? look who's talking! The guy with the role-playing hand puppets!

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

'Center for the Study of Murphy's Law' (Closed today because everything that could go wrong, did go wrong.)

'I believe we got your blood pressure back up to normal.'