Interview Bluffer Prints

'Among my many talents, not shown on my resume, is that I can say 'multivarient transformative interactive analytical heterogenacity in management leadership' three times fast.'

"To make this interview more entertaining I would like you to take a breath of helium before answering the questions."

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

"I have an obligation to the stockholders, not the employees!"

"I must say, that was a very detailed answer to my 'where do you see yourself in five years' question."

Snowman Driver

"I'm fascinated by your résumé, particularly the advertising supplement."

"Right kids, there's no camp and no vacation, but Mommy and I are super excited to make this summer our best ever!"

Your performance since you came here suggests you may have lied on your resume.

"Where do you see yourself in five moves?"

"He's in a high stake poker game right now."

'I worked briefly in a Fine-China shop, but it didn't work out...'

The Peacock Is Not Renowned For His Bluffing Abilities

'I'm all in.'

"My next song is a little ditty about why I don't have any references."

"You're not giving me the job because I'm 'over qualified'? Oh, don't worry, most of those qualifications have been falsified."

'... Geez! This guy's got the poker face from hell.'

"Thanks for coming in again. Sorry about the last time. I must have pulled the wrong lever by mistake."

"Remember, we must project the illusion that our main responsibility is to our stockholders."

It's not that I cheat or read faces: I'm good at poker because I can smell fear...

'But you got a second interview, that's something.'

Thesaurus Editors Applicants,Candidates,Entrants,Inquirers,Job-seekers.

"I'm afraid we don't think you're really henge material."

"...I'm available for interview, at your convenience!"

"Any other educational qualifications besides Trump university?"

'We've decided to hire you because we just don't have the guts to tell you 'no'.'

"I'm from the Duvall Executive Search Agency, and I leave no stone unturned."

"Wow! Nice job on that display, Baldo! Just don't tell the boss. He'll make you do more."

'I'm not sure that mentioning your diploma in 'Monkey Business' really helps your resume...'

"Genesis" "*The King Gus Version"

"I gotta hand it to you folks... You sure know all the right questions to ask!"

"Social Security forced you to come for this interview didn't they!"

"If you think the first part of our psychological test was intrusive, wait until you meet my mother."

A Bluffalo

'So Bob says to me, he says, 'steroid are the only way I can compete at the pro level'. I didn't have the nerve to tell him it has no effect in poker.'