Interstellar Dreamer Mugs

"Another Starbucks on Venus."

I don't have the keys.

'Will work for dehydrated food.'

'Since the universe is rapidly expanding, there's a lot more that we have to worry about now.'

"But I just don't understand how you could lock the keys inside the landing vehicle."

Giant Insect Alien

Of course we're not there yet — it's 127 light years, for pete's sake!

'What would you order for last meal if a killer asteroid was headed for Earth?'

"You seem real distant lately."

"... Now, turn left and go in a straight line for 60 trillion miles."

With the right combination of key strokes, credit card info and open web pages, Dave unwittingly interrupts the feedback loop between star creation and black hole formation.

"About that x-ray emission from the constellation AR-215..."

"Have we hit a wormhole?"

Martians spot an Earth UFO

'Here's another space probe - everyone act like rocks.'

Alien on top of a Search for Extra Terrestrial Intelligence building.

Space Heater

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"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

The Solar System (after deregulation)

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

Swinging on a star.

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

'Sometimes George likes to pretend he's an astronaut.'

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."