Interspecies Communication Fan Mugs

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

So you're a mocking bird...

"You understand that they call you 'good boy' because they can't remember your name, right? They never forget my name, they care about me..."

Cat and mouse

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"I'm fascinated by body language."

"Dammit all, haven't they heard of e-mail?"

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

-"What has this got to do with communication?" -"It's my invention...the hand smiley."

"What kind of tomorrow is it? — I don't know, when I wake up, it's already today."

"We're giving you our complete cooperation. There's no need to bark at us!"

-Psst! Back me in the 4:30! -Oh! -Surprised I can talk, huh? -No, surprised you think you can win!

"It's an app."

"I wish you'd stop obsessively checking your feed!"

'Mr. Dobson, you don't have to dictate into the intercom, I'm sitting in the room with you.'

"Now why would a seagull fly in here and try to establish a rapport with me?"

'We should talk more.'

"You're actually passing notes in class? That is so retro!"

"Elective surgery? But I'm not even registered to vote!"

"I can take you to my yoga instructor, how about that...?"

Parrot annoying dog.

"You know that tune you sang yesterday morning? It was stuck in my head the whole day long..."

"Wait … where’s Chicken Little? And who is ‘Kim Jong Un’?"

"I suppose you're using all the modern technology, dynamic packaging, skype, web marketing..." "Yes, we even use carrier-pigeon.com."

'We came here because our planet ran out of fossil fuel.'

"Do you think it's an accident of history that Freemasons live in houses and we live in trees?"

"Just a minute - I'm uploading."

"I don't feel like I'm making any progress, it's like I'm just chasing my tail again."

"That is one incredibly fast and freaked-out squirrel."

'A bathroom!!'

"I did it!"

'You've got E.I.E.I.O mail'

Couriers and their customers often share a warm relationship.