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F&E Diner. I'll bet you want the alphabet soup, right? Hey! Don't put words in my mouth!

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

"We're following Carrot Top."

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

"Take this declaration of war and punch it up."

"I need a little more drama like a ten part mini-series."

Gooseberry Fool...

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

'Kimble, I'm going to give you a chance at purchasing - nip over to the cafe and get me a cheese and pickle sandwich.'

"Gee, I never saw that coming."

"My nephew Jack here can say ‘I’m unemployed’ in seven languages."

Stepping on clown's shoe...

"Just how long has there been a maraschino cherry at the top of the organizational chart?"

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

"It says here that in your last job you did a lot of traveling."

A man looking into a mirror saying "HA!"; his reflection looking back at him from the mirror is saying "!AH".

Books / Coffee table books

"I hope I'm not embarrassing you, Elaine... I guess I've always been a fool for love."

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

Is there a spin doctor in the house?

King and Jester

"I'd have been here sooner if it hadn't been for early detection."

'I want a win-win situation where both wins are ours.'

'Fear of getting caught is understandable but fear of water, I think, requires counselling.'

Jesus plays peek-a-boo with doubting Thomas.

Supermarket: Leafs, Rail Leafs

When Managers have a Four Seasons pizza.

'Any questions?'

'In this next precedent, an attorney lost his frivolous lawsuit complaint and his opponent then filed a frivolous 'frivolous lawsuit' lawsuit.'

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

"Jane is sales, Fred is accounting, and Johnny's song and dance."

"You have a really lousy sense of humor."

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'When you are done balancing in your chair we will continue the meeting.'

You make me feel more like a veterinarian than a psychiatrist, Al. Why is that, Dr. Kapuchnik? Because you're one sick puppy.