Internet Visionary Mugs

"My website earned $168 million last year. But as you can tell, I personally haven't made one penny."

"Before we made the leap to cyberspace, our stockholders made us promise we'd maintain a traditional street presence, too!"

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

Leadership in the Covid-19 Era

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

A secretary at a desk with a nameplate the says Dot Com.

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

A balloon seller is selling thought bubble balloons

"Someday you'll see my work in the employee break room at the Met."

'She posted her first blog today.'

I need to set upmy own company.

'Wow, talk about genius!'

"Gracie, what does a little girl like you wish for? I mean, besides being a doctor, a motivational speaker, a great parent and becoming president?"

"We need to create more hashtag-worthy moments."

"Hire me and I'll bring in orders. Big orders. You're gonna need a bigger door."

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

'This wasn't what I meant by viral marketing...but if you can get it to work.'

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

Gene Therapy

"We finally found a way to bottle enthusiasm."

'I'm here to ask you for funding for my further development.'

'The next big thing is ultra nano.'

Institute for Artificial Intelligence.

"It called a smart phone. Cool, but no service."

"Is it too late for me to stop poo pooing his expansion plan?"

"We think your telephone is a great invention, Mr Bell, but is a bit basic. How about adding a phonograph to it?"

How it feels to be in a company with poor communication.

Bear Juggling Penguins.

'Things just haven't been the same around here since people starting saving files in the cloud.'

"C'mon. Just one more round of funding and I'll build you a horde that'll knock your socks off."