Internet Use Prints

Man from refuse department says: 'We'll send you a new wheelie bin, Mrs Trubshaw, there's really no need to 'orchestrate a mass Twitter campaign'.'

Beware of Blog

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

The First Asshole

"Does God have his own Web site so I could e-mail my prayers to him?"

'I'm having an abusive on-line relationship!'

'Son, it's time to talk about the birds and the bees.'

Woman seeks male companion...

'I am simply saying that something is not right when your whole social life is online.'

'Not now, dear - some sexy Ukrainian girls want to meet me.'

O.M.G

"According to this website my symptoms show that I'm dead!"

"I must have gotten it from the internet."

Fanaticism in social networks

"When I was young, we made statements using signs and marches!"

"It suddenly occurred to Colin that his online dating relationship may not have been with a human being. . ."

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

Pounding speeds up the computer.

Lynching on social media

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

Out and In.

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

Right click for yes...

Moses on the web