Internet Technology T-Shirts

'It has been moved and seconded that we find a new name.'

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

Pounding speeds up the computer.

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

The Anti-Agent

"My email is down... talk to me."

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"Welcome to the future"

Lynching on social media

Robot Parts $5

'The check is in the email attachment.'

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

In the Guru District

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

Polly txt speak

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Computer Room.

Jack of all trades

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."