Internet Star Prints

Trust me, they've stopped calling her a "crazy cat lady" now that she's made a fortune posting videos of the 28 of us on the internet...

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

"I, TikTok."

"The video of you eating my $700 John Varvatos got 300 'likes.'"

'Dad, would you ming standing up, then accidentally tripping on the dog and falling flat on your face? I'll try to get it in one shot.'

Elephant ass selfie.

"What do you want to be when you blow up?"

'And, for the student with the most hits on his or her Facebook page, the award goes to Lisa Skemley!'

"Well, the alternative would be to use your social media accounts to promote toothlessness."

"She's all over YouTube."

Creativity 2.0

"Since I became a creator on social media, fridge displays seem so passé."

"We just got our online schooling exam results..."

"Now, is this the kind of painting your Mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"

"Just remember, kid...whether you post on Facebook, Twitter or YouTube...it's all show biz."

"My first video sucked. But I figure I've got 8 more chances."

"He's the one family member who doesn't care if I post hundreds of photos of him online."

'My blog has been favourited over half a million times but still no book deal!'

Studying and technology

Buzzfeed does The Bible: 10 commandments that will blow your mind.

Content Creator

"Good grief, Wilson! At least act like you're enjoying it! It's for my blog!"

'I'm still working on my novel. In the meantime, and this is between you and me, I make ends meet by writing all those cat memes you see on Facebook.'

A dog poops an @ symbol.

"Have you considered vlogging?"

Flo was mortified when she discovered that her web cam was broadcasting when she was testing out possible new looks.

'Follow the revolution on Facebook, Twitter, Youtube, Blogspot,,,'

"I'm kind of a big deal in antisocial media."

'If I never get my 15 minutes of fame, I at least want a giant cutout face of myself.'

"If it's any consolation, the video went viral."

"Just wait until you read my tweets."

"I'm so sorry, there is nothing I can do for him anymore...he must have been offline for at least 10 hours..."