Internet Sensation Watcher Mugs

"That's our cat - he's not famous."

"I live in constant dread that he goes viral."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

Tree house.

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

This is a great game --- All except for that blimp. It keeps reminding me I've already broken my diet resolution. Pizza. Chips.

"The video of you eating my $700 John Varvatos got 300 'likes.'"

'Och lye the news'

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

Please stand by. As stocks soar, our announcer is having a fit of the giggles.

"Would you mind adjusting the vibrate on your phone? There's a seismologist on TV claiming there's been an earthquake in our neighborhood."

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

'We're there already? I'm still watching my video!'

"Remember—we're not Eagles fans or Patriots fans. We're Tom Brady Somehow Gets Humiliated fans."

'Harry! - If you can hear me - what did you do with the remote!?'

"Or we could turn on the TV and let younger, more beautiful people have sex for us."

It's a Dog's life

"Then we agree. 10 minutes of your news, then 10 minutes of mine."

"So much for finding intelligent life on this planet."

And here is the day's news that we are going shove down your throat.

'The opinions expressed by Burt are not necessarily those of Ernie.'

Amazon Prime / Prime II / Final Prime III

"I'm the bluebird of PMS. Fetch me some decaf and turn on the air conditioner. I'm burning up in here!"

'According to the latest reports, there were no earlier reports.'

"Today, in all aspects of life losses outnumbered gains."

'The sword in the stone was just a warm-up - now you must remove this remote control ...'

'I got my degree by watching JEOPARDY.'

"No, I'm not doing my homework, but I am watching a YouTube video of someone doing theirs."

It's 10PM. Do you know if you're under electronic surveillance from a spy satellite?

"Honey! Our 15 minutes of fame has been reduced to an unflattering gif on Twitter!"

Sailor notices a sea mine in his foot bath.

"Dad, I was thinking...can I get a tattoo...right here!"

A Youtube video explained what I've been sensing for years: The auto industry is about to implode. It's going so well. But the average incentive per car is soaring. That means they're trying harder and harder to maintain sales. I saw another video that explains why: More and more people are leasing cars, because the lizard people have put fluoride in the water. Just 'cause one Youtube channel's legit, doesn't mean they all are. NASA's in on it too.