Internet Sensation Hopeful Mugs

"It's a battle of wills - I'm refusing to do anything for his 'funny cat videos' web page."

"So...what are you doing after you graduate?"

"The video of you eating my $700 John Varvatos got 300 'likes.'"

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

Directors chairs on movie set with Model, Actress, and Whatever on them

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

"This area is popular with would-be actresses and models,we call it 'Silicon Implants'."

"Honey! Our 15 minutes of fame has been reduced to an unflattering gif on Twitter!"

'I was only famous for 14 and a half minutes.'

"YouTube's one thing, but cats will never make it on the big screen."

Chewbacca mom and her entire family get full college scholarships.

"Maybe you've seen my work. I've been on YouTube. I'm the drunk guy who lights his own farts."

Waiting to be discovered, or taken to work, whichever comes first...

"The baby is one thing - but how does the plant get more likes than me?"

"No-chance the rapper"

The Don't-Quit-Your-Day-Job Comedic Revue

'I'm a huge fan of yours, I've downloaded all your songs from the internet!'

"I know I'm good looking, but am I good looking enough to move to California?"

'Sorry about the accident but it was a great viral video ad for the company.'

"Say something viral."

'We're here to talk to your son about his web site...'

'The royalties from Muffin's internet videos were really good last month!'

'Someday, you'll be a big star!'

'Are you actively seeking celebrity status?'

'No case law, but we did get 50,000 hits on Youtube.'

"Looking good! Feeling great! And soon to be famous!"

'Do you have any idea how big I am online?'

"There's got to be a better way to break into show business than appearing on Hot Ones."

'If you can make it here, you can make it anywhere.'

"Dang! There I am! I'm in Riding Low magazine! You know what this means? My life will change forever...I'm a celebrity...people will ask for my autograph!"

"They're making my web-page into a movie!"