Internet Selling Wonder Prints

Selling online and making money

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

"Did you notice how the cables never get tangled!"

Gracious, child...bubbling cauldrons of potions are old hat. I get mine over the internet, delivered frozen and ready for the microwave!

"Der, dad. . . it's wireless!"

Floss Street Vendor

'I found this sales plan from 1977 ...'

"I'm sorry, honey. I thought you'd be happy that your germ-ridden blanket was such a hit on eBay."

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after 3 children all day"

'... And for $50 more, this is the same basketball shoe in a turbo model.'

'I decided to close the stand and sell the lemonade on eBay.'

"It looked different on the internet."

'He's already surfing without nappies!'

The Evolution Of Man - Hunt and Gather/Point and Click

'Enough EBAY already!'

The Bluetooth Fairy.

"It's just not the same."

We have an all volunteer workforce, and we're still losing money!

Modern day mirror.

'This model even has a sports car on board.'

"I still call it a custard tart but to be honest, it's a dairy free, soy fructose mix, with no nuts."

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK! Oh, it's only you."

'Besides delivering never-ending eternal suffering,how do you want to be portrayed to your customers?' - Web Design.

"And you say it does really well in the snow?"

Internet taking money from a man's pocket

'Rats, even this flying carpet we bought on the internet doesn't work! We're really not meant to fly...'

Internet dating

'Mom, I sold everything on E-Bay.'

AL'S GYM, 'We're going to make a new man of you!', 'Will he have new credit cards?'

"Maybe nobody goes to your Web site because it's about you."

"We usually shop in the comfort of our own home but the bloody computer crashed."

'My credit card number is none of their beeswax!'

Book signing. 'Who shall I put it to?' 'Ebay, please.'