Internet Safety Advocate Mugs

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

'You need a better password. Everybody will be able to guess you password as 'woof'.'

'He's spending a lot of time online. I hope he's not being groomed.'

Online Predators

Another case of twisted kids using the Internet to exploit grown-ups.

The Dirty Internet

"Holding an open contest on social media and announcing the winner may not be the most secure way to pick a password."

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

"My Twitter account isn't too interesting. It's mostly just a bunch of threats."

"You have been specially selected to upload your bank details. Offer ends midnight."

"Please enter the last 4 digits of your SSN...or enter all 9. They're all over the dark web."

"Dear Santa, This Christmas please send clothes for all those poor naked girls on daddy's computer. Love, Veronica"

The Government is now following you...

"It's 'She's driving me crazy and I'm not sure whom to turn to.' "

"Hey honey, I found this great article about protecting kids from social media on Facebook!"

I'm teaching my kid how to stay safe online.

"Clean your browser history, mate?"

Perpetrator of a daring daylight illegal electronic transfer of funds fleeing the scene of the crime.

Facebookdead

"I warned him being online was dangerous."

'Unfortunately Bill Didn't Pay Attention During the Class Session on Safe Computing.' A kid not realizing an old geezer is the person he's chatting with on the computer says, 'Wow, this gamer has to be the coolest kid on the planet.'

'Give me the name of your first girlfriend, first car, and first pet!'

'Fun's over, the farmer installed a corn filter.'

"All ok. Wait, let's see what google remembers..."

"I'm here to protect your data!"

"I realize some of your friends have them, but you cannot have a webcam in your room."

Every day Fred had to make sure he was properly prepared for his job as a social media moderator.

'It looks like a sad individual hunched over a computer, but apparently it's people power.'

"If you send these people $50 they'll tell you how to make money online."

Internet supervision.

"I applied for the right to be forgotten."

"Pssst! Wanna buy back your browser history?"

'We're sorry. Your answer to your secret question was incorrect. Your bank account has therefore been erased from our banking system.'

'Whenever I get on the Information Superhighway, somebody FLASHES me.'

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