Internet Rights Gifts

Internet slaves.

Pounding speeds up the computer.

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

Right click for yes...

Moses on the web

'Here's MY information highway!'

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

This is a 'text book' it's a bit like a website but printed on paper.

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

Likes: $2.

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'

Obsession with the Internet.

E-Baying @ The Moon

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

Weird things I do because of the internet

'I think the new V. P. of Global Development is here.'

"OMG, LOL!"

"Did you get my tweet?"

A secretary at a desk with a nameplate the says Dot Com.

I.T. Fear

The World Wide Web.