Internet Provocateur Prints

I own you, Meathead. How you figure? @Rudy_Park now has 115,000 followers. I'm a Twitter god. My secret? I tell them what a bunch of idiots they are! HOJ. Also, my picture shows me with huge pecs. You've just summarized my dating philosophy, which, but the way, usually ends badly.

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

"I've edited your Wikipedia entry again, Sadie. You're about to be inundated with phone calls from the press." "Whatever, geek-boy." "You're now the world's foremost authority on Turkey leprosy, the disease that's threatening to ruin the holidays." "No one'll believe that." "Oh yeah? I wrote a Wikipedia page for Turkey leprosy, too, along with examples of all the historical figures it's killed, such as the Archduke of Crushistan." "There is no 'Crushistan.'" "I've written a Wikipedia entry for C

'This is all without rhyme or reason.'

"But. . . editorial cartoons can make readers think!"

'What do you mean that you hacked into Old Faithful's computer so now it's not so faithful?'

"I'm in advertising. . ."

The Establishment: Independent Thought

'Hey, if you pull up a war game of Godzilla destroying Tokyo, that's just my son hacking our data base.'

"This is a special place we have for phishing scammers!"

'Them's fightin' tweets!'

"These days, I don't eat homework. I just install ransomware."

'My grades don't look good right now, but I can fix that in Photoshop.'

Tweet

"I met my wife on Tinder."

'I sculpt what I see, Miss Delsey.'

"Every holiday I disable his Internet. It keeps his mind off us."

"This is my son, Barry. He was headed for Congress, but instead had made his mark as a prominent internet troll."

"The second I turn 16 I'm joining a conservative political party and then I'll be able to do whatever I want!"

'A friend has added you on FaceBoo.'

'Let's tweet that there's civil unrest in Torquay and see if it gets reported on the news.'

"Look! He slamming us on Yelp! Beat him to the punch and troll him on Twitter!"

I've edited your Wikipedia entry again, Sadie. You're about to be inundated with phone calls from the press. Whatever, geek-boy. Tap tap tap tap tap. You're now the world's foremost authority on turkey leprosy, the disease that's threatening to ruin the holidays. No one'll believe that. Oh yeah? I wrote a Wikipedia page for turkey leprosy, too, along with examples of all the historical figures it's killed, such as the Archduke of Crushistan. There is no "Crushistan." I've written a Wikipedia ent

'Let me know if you want me to adjust the webcam.'

"This is getting serious! He's asked me if I'd like to troll the internet with him tonight."

Pro-life Executioner

"Relax, dear. I'm sure all lunatic fringe conspiracy theorists occasionally suffer from writer's block."

'Welcome, sir?we've heard wonderful things about your accounting methods!'

Man washing his computer with 'Surf Net'.

Computer hackers' club - 'gone phishing'.

"In today's workshop we'll enrage the masses."

Guess your passwords - $10

Hell Mark - Cards for every occasion.

"Saying your god is the 'one true god' is as silly as me saying my penis is the 'one true penis.'."

'If a painting can be forged so that even experts can't tell the difference, why isn't it worth the same as the original?'