Internet Mischief Makers T-Shirts

"It's my job to stir trouble online. At least I have a job, you losers."

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

'okay...where did you hide it?'

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

'But he qualifies for medicare in dog years.'

'How much stuff can I get away with and still go to heaven?'

Photobooth Photobomb

"No Joke! I taught my dog to fetch coffee."

"Gesundheit!"

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

'The man was real nice about it. He gave me my ball back and even said you can expect a nice call from his lawyer.'

"Here's a buck, kid... Don't tell your mom I snuck out of my retirement home!"

"My fella was chucked out of the water-birth for running around the pool and bombing."

'It's a new record, mom - there are six of us in here!'

'Let's just keep quiet about this, and maybe some terrorist group will claim credit.'

"I guess breakable things need to be more careful around me."

'It's 10pm, does anyone know how much the U.S. dollar is worth?'

"So nice to spend a week just ransacking with the kids."

"My dad ate my homework."

Doggie Bowl Drill

"If that's my mom tell her I'm at recess."

'The real fun comes when we go through airport security.'

"Sending out 1300 redundancy notices by mistake was a bit of a blooper!"

'Stop fooling around, I can hear my dad coming out of the shower...'

'We'll soon know whether or not the Easter rabbit is real.'

"Relax. As soon as you get over your fear of heights you're gonna love this."

'My teacher has a good memory. She remembers what a rotten kid you were.'

ASBOs

'Over on stage number two is the lovely, succulent, Misty Flatulence!'

Fishers about to be crashed into by rowers